November 1, 2011

important facts

You know you are a creep when you recognize the girl sitting on the bus by you and have never talked to her. In fact, you don't even know her name. You just blog stalk her, so of course she looks familiar.

It's never good when you can't tell if someone is dressed up for Halloween, or if those are their normal clothes.

Since when did Halloween become National Dress-Like-A-Slut day? I thought it was about eating candy and carving pumpkins, not walking around in just a loin cloth or plastic wrap. Ew.

Facebook isn't your diary. Your deepest feelings and not-subtle-at-all hints about wanting to be asked on a date should not be posted. Unless you want DESPERATE written all over your forehead. Neither should anything about your bodily functions. We all know farting never gets old, but that's what texting your bff is for.

Pinterest is dangerous. Addiction. Guilty pleasure. Time waster. Gonna make me fat. Inspirational. Sounds great, huh?

Country songs sure know how to describe life. 'Nuf said.

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